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the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
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radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
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when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR
^I AM SO HAPPY I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
(Source: kamelworld, via fourtris-klaroline-sydrian)